| I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. |
A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation. |
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| Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run. |
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. |
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| I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it. |
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. |
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| Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. |
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. |
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| Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. |
Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy. |
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| There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils. |
When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'. |
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| To write with a broken pencil is pointless. |
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time. |
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| this is totally me |
